The humorous, simply written story gets its zest largely from A. J.'s lively, first-person commentary on school life and legend. The occasional cartoon line drawings are a good fit.
Miss Daisy Is Crazy Miss Daisy, who teaches second grade, doesn't know how to add or subtract. Not only that, she doesn't know how to read or write, either. She is the dumbest teacher in the history of the world!
Mr. Klutz Is Nuts Principal Klutz was hanging upside down from the school flagpole! He kissed a pig on the lips and painted his bald head orange! And now he wants to bungee jump off the roof of the school dressed as Santa Claus!
Mrs. Roopy Is Loopy Could Mrs Roopy, the new librarian, be A.J.'s craziest teacher yet? When the class shows up they find her dressed first as George Washington and then Little Miss Muffet. And Mrs Roopy won't even admit that it's her! Can A.J. and his class help their very troubled librarian before she does something really crazy?
Ms. Hannah Is Bananas Ms. Hannah wears dresses made out of potholders and collects garbage instead of throwing it out. Plus she's making A.J. be partners with smelly Andrea. This is the worst art class ever!
Miss Small Is Off the Wall Miss Small, the gym teacher, is teaching A.J., Andrea, and the gang to juggle scarves, balance feathers, and do the Chicken Dance! Is this any way to stay in shape? Whatever happened to dodgeball?
Mr. Hynde Is Out of His Mind Music class is awesome! The teacher, Mr. Hynde, raps, break-dances, and plays bongo drums on the principal's bald head. But he goes too far when he tries to make A.J. kiss Andrea in the school play. Yuck! Will A.J. survive?
《我们的笨班主任》 我们的班主任戴西小姐,居然什么也不会!数学题算不对不说,她连续写都不合格!她是有史以来我见到过的最笨的老师。
《我们的疯校长》 学校一直是一个组织严密的地方,难怪孩子们觉得学校是个王国,而校长就是国王。校长克卢茨先生似乎跟这个比喻毫不相干,他玩滑板、跟孩子们打赌、爬旗杆,把头涂成橘色、亲吻猪的嘴唇。
《我们的怪图书管理员》 到图书馆,就是要保持安静、要守规矩、要按时还书、要爱护书籍。总之,图书馆里充满了各种各样的规矩。但这样的地方,小孩子们怎么会喜欢?鲁皮太太用独特的方式为孩子们创设了书中的情境,使孩子们疯狂地爱上了这个满是规矩的地方。
《我们的神经美术老师》 汉娜太太把收集垃圾说成艺术,她说样样都是艺术,艺术无处不在。她还把阿仔和他最讨厌的安德烈亚放在一组,要他们共同创作一幅友谊画,这是有史以来最糟的一节美术课。
《我们的邪门体育老师》 斯莫尔小姐是我们的体育老师,看看她都教了些什么?抛接头巾,平衡羽毛,还有小鸡舞,这是在上体育课吗?
《我们的狂热音乐老师》 音乐课真可怕!海因德先生教我们说唱音乐、跳霹雳舞,还把校长的光头当鼓敲。海因德先生还想让阿仔亲吻安德烈亚,这太过分了,哪怕是演戏也不行!不不不……
Titles:
Miss Daisy Is Crazy 我们的笨班主任
Mr. Klutz Is Nuts 我们的疯校长
Mrs. Roopy Is Loopy 我们的怪图书管理员
Ms. Hannah Is Bananas 我们的神经美术老师
Miss Small Is Off the Wall 我们的邪门体育老师
Mr. Hynde Is Out of His Mind 我们的狂热音乐老师
By Dan Gutman, Paperback, Simplified Chinese Characters, 70-80 pages/book, 7.25"x5.12"